Megan Amram: Vote For Me →
Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. Yes, TODAY. The 12th day of May in the year 1 A.G. (After Ga’Hoole). Yes, THE UNITED STATES. You know, the one with that one state (Colorado, or maybe I am thinking of West Carolina). I believe we can return
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“I bleed red, white, and blue, which is 30% due to my patriotism and 70% due to a severe polio-related blood disorder.”
GOD. BLESS. MEGAN. AMRAM.